Kitchen Amnesia

In the last week, I’ve moved from my previous (already fairly small) apartment and downsized to a smaller place in the city where I’ll be going to grad school.  Part of my reason for choosing the new place, though, is that it also has a gas stove.  I don’t think I could ever live without a gas stove for more than a year or two now.  I’ve been so spoiled.  When it comes to instant gratification in terms of food, the gas stove is second only to the microwave (and maybe food you don’t have to cook at all…) in terms of convenience.  I’m lazy. And I like cooking authentic Chinese food.  So, on the list of priorities, a gas stove is higher than many other things except the basic necessities like a toilet and somewhere to wash up for me.

There were a few days there, in the midst of moving, where I was eating only convenience food.  When you’re packing and cleaning, sleeping on the floor at night, and don’t want to undo all your work it’s hard not to.  Sadly, I did have a couple nights where dinner was leftover snacks that I’d used to feed people who helped move things.  Slim jims, soda, and cheez-its.  Charmingly healthy.

A new kitchen, though, is like a whole new world.  In this case, an older, even smaller one.  The new kitchen is one wall of my studio, which makes the idea of Indian cooking less appealing since scents might permeate all my belongings. I’ve had to jettison some of my kitchen cargo as well, unfortunately…largely because my new stove is a 3/4 size gas stove, and my fridge is a 3/4 size fridge.

I’m still getting use to the strangeness of it all…like the old faucet that needs the aerator replaced desperately, the fridge that doesn’t have a weight on it to make it close in case I forget, and the gas stove that seems to have only two options: OFF or HIGH.

It’s a relief though to have things unpacked enough to where I can cook again.  I put aluminum foil all over my stove again, even though it’s not really new enough to have to worry about staining it.  Today I tried to make a risotto, which was a little tough given the “OFF or HIGH” situation.  It came out more like cheesyrice with some vegetables in it…

I also invested in a slow cooker to help save money, since I can cook beans or cheap cuts of meat for a long time while I’m away studying or at work.  And speaking of beans, I happen to live in a primarily Latino neighborhood so I  now have access to all sorts of nifty spices and cuts of meat along with tasty baked goods.   It should be a whole new cooking adventure.

Japanese food doesn’t have to be expensive…

…or healthy, for that matter. (There are plenty of other examples, but I’ll spare you a diatribe.)  So let’s get rid of those preconceptions and get on with the cooking!

Sometimes, I really fear for the day that I ever possibly decide to have children.  I already get the strangest cravings.  I would feel so sorry for my spouse– they’d probably be trekking all over tarnation to get the most obscure ingredients.  And then, to even think what that child would grow up loving as a result…eep!

This Saturday morning things went as such:

  • 7:30 am Cat jumps on bed and says it’s time to get up
  • 7:45 am Neighbors decide it’s a good time to have an extremely loud conversation
  • 7:55 am I give up on sleep, start thinking about breakfast
  • 7:56 am Eggs? No…too savory.  Hm. Something sweet and savory at the same time. What do I have? Sausages…eggs…potatoes…none of this sounds good.
  • 7:57 am OMURICE?!?! But that’s a lunch thing…screw it, I’m not Japanese.  Doesn’t matter to me. Tonkatsu sauce should work ok, right? Yeah.  Woooh let’s do this!
  • 7:59 am Get out of bed, check rice.  It’s old.  Inedible.  Crap. :(
  • 8:00 am Omu….omuuuuuu….omusoba?? But I have no appropriate soba.  What do I have?  Instant ramen!
  • 8:02 am prep veggies– peel & cut carrot into thin strips, onion into thin strips, and some thin strips of green cabbage, then chop some green onions thinly & set those aside.
  • 8:04 am crack 2 1/2 eggs into a bowl, beat them thoroughly taking out any anger from my dreams.
  • 8:05 am boil instant ramen noodles, sans seasoning packet, in water for 2 minutes until soft but not fully cooked.  Drain & leave in strainer.
  • 8:08 am put oil in a pan (in my case, a wok), turn up the heat to high and add veggies.  Move em around.  Add ramen noodles.  Add tonkatsu sauce (I didn’t have yakisoba sauce, but honestly I find it hard to taste the difference…).  Keep it all moving around.  Woooh we’re cooking.  Man, I need some coffee.
  • 8:10 am put oil in a smaller frying pan.  Warm it up.  Dump in eggs.  Wait until bottom is solid, flip.  Ooh that looks goldeny, but not as Japanese golden since I used 2 whole eggs + 1 egg white…but whatever.  Turn off heat and let it rest a minute.
  • 8:14 am Flop omelet on a plate.  Dump yakisoba in the middle.  Fold omelet around noodles. Squirt some more sauce on top, sprinkle with green onions.
  • 8:16 am Take a picture for viewers like you.  Maybe a few so at least one will come out ok.  Get mad at camera for overenthusiastic flash.  Wish lighting was better.
  • 8:18 am Give up caring about picture.  Resume caring about food.  Stuff face. Research omusoba while stuffing face.  Be satisfied with self. Wonder where my coffee is.

Japan has two “omu-” dishes that I know of: omurice and omusoba.  The “omu” stands for omelet, in case you hadn’t guessed by now.  Yakisoba is generally a little more fancy than what I threw together here (and distinctly less vegetarian), but this was good enough for me.  Either way, though, I’d say omusoba is not exactly a health food.

There are a fair amount of instant yakisoba along the lines of instant ramen, but honestly I wouldn’t use that for this.  Instead, take those instant ramen noodles and fry them up with carrots, onions, cabbage, and whatever else along with some yakisoba sauce (or in my case, tonkatsu sauce…).  If you didn’t have yakisoba/tonkatsu sauce, you could probably make an ok substitute by putting worchestershire sauce, a little ketchup or some kind of tangy but not too intense jelly, and maybe a little sugar in a pot and thickening that up together.

There are actually some ‘kits’ you can buy at Japanese markets that are pretty good, though, which have soft fresh noodles and a packet of tonkatsu sauce.  Those would work even better than my cheapo method.

What I like about my cheapo method though is that it’s A) instant gratification and B) cheap.  A bottle of tonkatsu sauce probably cost me $4 and lasts forever in the fridge.  Eggs are $3 a dozen.  Instant ramen is like $0.15 a  pack.  Cabbage is cheap.A bag of 12 carrots costs like $2, and an onion about $0.50.

With 1 packet of instant ramen noodles, 1/4c of tonkatsu sauce, 1/16 of a green cabbage, 1/4 of a yellow onion, 1 green onion, 1 carrot, 2 eggs, and a tablespoon or two of oil…I’d estimate the cost of this meal to be about $2, maybe $3 max.  And if you buy the ingredients, you’ll have enough to make so much omusoba that you’ll never want to eat it again!

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Sorry for the underwhelming lack of photos in this post…but it’s 9 am on a Saturday, so I hope you’ll forgive me!